So I got a free chair massage today at my local Walmart.
Don't ask me WHY they were rubbing down everyone in town for free...I heard FREE MASSAGE and I forgot everything I was supposed to get.
Sure, they could have been college students working on some clinical time...Or perhaps they were lonely and wanted to make friends. Maybe, just maybe, they realized what I've known for a long time...People in my town are knotted up sonsofbitches's that need to relax a bit!
Yeah, that's a good question-you know, what with hindsight being 20/20 (or some crap like that)…
I didn't stop her, because I kept thinking "It's going to end soon and then she'll start rubbing and kneading like all the other girls."